Shakespeare and Sex Enhancement

It has come to our attention that the Salty Shakespeare website has been sending out notices about Cialis and Viagra.

WHAT A TREAT!!!  And just before Halloween too!!  No one would have been more pleased than the Bard himself, who had more open references to sex and sex toys/ enhancements than Marlowe, Raleigh and Burbage combined.   And Burbage WORKED at it.   I even hoped, when I heard of the hack, that it was some spirit-world connection between us and the great man himself.

After all, we put him on Mars through a tweet to the JPL Curiosity Rover.  But now that I think of it, it WAS perhaps the predictable quote:

“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” 

Indeed, maybe Will S. was looking for something more racy on Mars.  Falstaff, perhaps.  Or Kate and Petruchio.  Or that salivating snake Richard III.

But, alas.  The Viagra ad was probably just a regular old hack, slithering in to try and add some class to their sales pitch.  Okay fine.  But next time, work in some dildoes and things that go buzz in the night.

Shakespeare is an equal opportunity sex vendor!!